Mmm ... Shrimp Cocktail!

Ok, let's have a conversation. And by conversation ... I mean a one-sided chit-chat with my computer.

Now that I have shoved my negative feelings about my orientation into a corner to be dealt with later, my brain has acquired this fascination with everything gay. And beyond that, things and people that are explicitly not homosexual (if not just because of mathematical improbability) just gay it up in my head. It'll pass, it's just my brain is notoriously change-adverse and is going a little nuts with all the new perspective.

Prime example. I am currently half-suffering through the last Twilight book (another non-existent post entirely) because I am desperate for anything that isn't a textbook. Given the author's Puritanical views about marriage and pretty offensive gender politics, I am think I am safe in assuming that gay characters aren't going to be written in. But I just can't help that think that Alice is gay. She's in love with Jasper (who I completely do not get) and yada yada. But the way she acts around Bella ... it's really fucking gay.

And if you haven't seen Prop 8: the Musical, go watch. It's pretty great. A lot of people are saying "Too little, too late." But I disagree, I will take anything that might help. Also, we are forgetting the fact that the people that watch this probably voted against Prop 8 anyway. Plus, I prefer to laugh through the dips and this little production is pure, unadulterated awesome.